tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-82793672012-02-16T00:06:17.313-08:00Sometimes... well, lots of times, really fucked up things happen to me. <br>More often, I think of fucked up things. <br> Other times, I make fucked up things happen to me because I bring the fucked up things I think about to fruition. That usually happens when I am drunk.Enrico Giamondihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15195071585831894339noreply@blogger.comBlogger851100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8279367.post-54604417402693733442007-03-15T05:47:00.000-07:002007-03-15T05:49:36.504-07:00

The following correction was printed in the Guardian's Corrections and clarifications column, Thursday February 22 2007Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, president of Iran, has not "called for Israel to be wiped off the map". The Farsi phrase he employed is correctly translated as "this regime occupying Jerusalem must vanish from the page of time". He was quoting a statement by Iran's first Islamist leader,

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I just got an email from a High School classmate. Apparently, they are putting together a 20th reunion. There are exactly four people that I want to see (out of my graduating class of 300). My emotions for the rest of the class, and what I will think as I see each of them: 1) Schadenfreude Extraordinaire: I'm so glad your life wound up as a complete failure. You have always been a

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WAL MART, THE SOUTH - I've said it a million times - Christians are fucking idiots. Pretty much, by definition, any moron who believes that superstitious hypocritical dreck is an idiot. But, the next time you hear one of these cunts support "keeping the Christ in Christmas" make sure you remind them that Christmas Trees are expressly forbidden by the Bible."Thus saith the Lord, Learn not the

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BIBLEFUCK, CO - What more can I say. I am just loving the fact that Ted Haggard, a candidate for cunt-bag of the century, was busted for snorting crystal meth with gay prostitutes.I don't entirely disapprove of either behavior. I think if you do crystal meth, you are a goddamned redneck moron. That shit is stupid as fuck to put in your body. But, if you wanna, and you dont go breaking into my

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600 NEW JERSEY AVE, WASHINGTON, DC - I am all for immigration. Legal, illegal, whatever. Stick with me here... it all comes down to the existence of the "wingman."I am not entirely certain that this is the "wingman creed" I would have drafted. Nevertheless, Benjamin Franklin wasn't overjoyed with the Constitution either, but it was good enough for him.Doesn't it suck that we *need* wingmen?

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GAINESVILLE, FL - I have been known to be a drunk. Fuck that. I say that I have engaged in heroic campaigns of drunken glory, and I'll challenge any swine to a duel who has a contrary opinion.Drunkenness is an energy and a source of creativity for the settling of scores. I recall, or rather I do not recall, the evening in 2001 or so when I drank myself quite painfully wasted, at the "rotator."

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STUPID BUMBLING REDNECK NEIGHBORHOOD, THE SOUTH -- I have a moron of a neighbor. Well, I have tons of moronic neighbors. This is about one in particular, the stupid fuck with the confederate flag over his doorway. He claims it is an expression of "southern pride."Let me put it in terms that nascar watching, cousin fucking retards can understand...IT AIN'T ABOUT SOUTHERN HERITAGE, YOU STUPID

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I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forego their use.

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WASTINGTON - Now this is a great deal! Seize power through illegal means, then break the law to spy on your citizens. Fuck the constitution! When you get caught, just classify all the evidence! Wow... Stalin would be proud of George W.Click here for the Story

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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.Alfred AdlerUntil lions have their historians, tales of the hunt shall always glorify the hunter.African ProverbAn individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity.Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. (1928-1968)

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SOUTH BEACH, FL - I took my girlfriend to South Beach for the weekend. Ostensibly, the trip to South Florida was to take an admission exam to the Southern District of Florida's federal courts. The truth be told, the weekend was all about drunken sexual debauchery - but that was after the exam.I took the exam, drove down to Miami, and checked us into the hotel. Friday night we got wasted in the

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Bitches Ruin Everything . com

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http://www.dkosopedia.com/wiki/Moral_Valueshttp://quinnell.us/politics/family.html

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Largest Study of Prayer to Date Finds It Has No Power to HealBy Denise Gellene and Thomas H. Maugh II, Times Staff WritersMarch 31, 2006The largest study yet on the therapeutic power of prayer by strangers has found that it provided no benefit to the recovery of patients who had undergone cardiac bypass surgery.In an unexpected twist, patients who knew prayers were being said for them had more

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Former Nixon White House counsel John Dean testified before the Senate Judiciary Committee today, making a forceful call for censure of President Bush over his illegal wiretapping. Excerpts:No presidency that I can find in history has adopted a policy of expanding presidential powers merely for the sake of expanding presidential powers.... It has been the announced policy of the Bush/Cheney

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LEXINGTON, KY - I just read an interview with Milos Forman, the director of "The People vs. Larry Flynt." That movie should be required viewing for EVERY American. If you don't own it, click here.Forman said that he admires Flynt as a person, which even I admit might be a stretch. The movie has many omissions, inaccuracies, and it definitely sugar-coats the details of Flynt's life. Do a

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BOSTON - One of my earliest posts was slamming producer David Kelly because all of his shows take place in Boston, yet not a single Masshole or Masshole type appears in his shows.I take it all back. I apologize.I deleted the post.Did he sue me? No. Did he send me a nasty letter? No... My reaction to that would have been to bash him again.No... David Kelly was responsible for the following

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Yeah.... that's a good girl. You eat it. All of it. And once you're done with that one, there's a whole bunch more for you to take.... mmmm.... mmmmm .... good.

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ATLANTA, GA - Seven AM flight to LAX…. I’m running late, as usual. Set the alarm for 4:30, which should have left me plenty of time…. But when you roll over at 4:30 AM and there’s a schoolteacher next to you… a hot schoolteacher … with the hottest ass you’ve ever seen on a white girl rubbing against you, you tend to do a lot of thinking about how you can skim the time off somewhere else… I mean,

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Bush on the Constitution: 'It's just a goddamned piece of paper'By DOUG THOMPSONDec 9, 2005, 07:53Last month, Republican Congressional leaders filed into the Oval Office to meet with President George W. Bush and talk about renewing the controversial USA Patriot Act.Several provisions of the act, passed in the shell shocked period immediately following the 9/11 terrorist attacks, caused enough

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Tracing Porn's HistoryBy Vic D Tuesday, November 29, 2005 Today, religion seems to be at odds with pornography and sexual pleasure in general, but this was not so in ancient cultures. Many people think of pornography as an abnormality in human culture, an ugly side effect of corrupt contemporary values and a prime example of alarming moral decay in society. Right wing constituents,

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WACKAPEEPEE, MASS. - Okay... so a fellow member of the bar emails asking a question about something I wrote in a law review article... we banter back and forth a bit. Text messages get a little racy. We shoot the shit a little, and decide to get together. The following email exchange ensues... Read it..., then look below for the "report."From: Brooke REDACTED Sent: 3:44 PMTo: Enrico

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"The President is merely the most important among a large number of public servants. He should be supported or opposed exactly to the degree which is warranted by his good conduct or bad conduct, his efficiency or inefficiency in rendering loyal, able, and disinterested service to the Nation as a whole. Therefore it is absolutely necessary that there should be full liberty to tell the truth about

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CORNHOLE, GA - A few months ago, I went out for cocktails with a pretty attractive pharmacist. We had some sushi, a few drinks, and I decided that I really was not that interested in her. So, I started acting like an asshole. I don't know why I will never learn. Women LOVE assholes. It's true. Occasionally, I meet a girl that I actually LIKE... and no matter how well I treat her, she turns

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BRATTLEBORO, VT -- No wonder Howard Dean couldn't win the Democratic Nomination. The guy is relatively cool. (Sidebar, I did smoke a cigar at his desk when he was governor of Vermont -- but he doesn't know that). Oh, the guy is relatively cool -- but he's GOT to learn what "hide the Salami" means..."Well, certainly the president can claim executive privilege. But in the this case, I think

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MT. DORA, FL -- No, I didn't write this... but it gave me a laugh. I dedicate this to all the fucking idiots who voted for Bush either time, but especially the fucktards who voted for him in 2004. I am sitting here reflecting on how the world would have been different if I had not voted for Bush. First, 9/11 would have never happened because Gore can read a PDB and he would have stopped the

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Dear Sir:I'm a celebrity publisher and former NASA scientist that has been banished or exiled from the internet. This is not a good thing. As a business man who knows his product is superior this is a very big damn problem.I would like to neutralize the defendants and/or their desire to censor my research and my life from the global public but human society doesn't allow that. So, we sue!My work

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BAYOU BOEUF, LA -- "Shuba-pie!" said New Orleans resident Willis Babineaux. "Frafer-perly yom kom drabby sham!"I'm sure you don't get it. Fuck off.

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HARRISBURG, PA -- The Supreme Court stated in Edwards v. Aguillar, that "[f]amilies entrust public schools with the education of their children, but condition their trust on the understanding that the classroom will not purposely be used to advance religious views that may conflict with the private beliefs of the student and his or her family."Unfortunately, we live in a time when social

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EAST 183rd ST, BRONX - I am really disturbed to say this, but I actually am taking Derek Jeter's (swallows) side in something. Don't get me wrong, he's a total douchebag, but this shit is just plain wrong.Apparently some asshole sent Jeter (swallows) a threat letter calling him a "traitor to his race" for dating white women. The letter matches characteristics of similar letters sent to famous

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Yes, this email is real....From: REDACTED Sent: Friday, September 23, 2005 4:46 PMTo: REDACTEDSubject: wanting to film a movie but not sure if it would be obscene or notSir, I want to film a movie that involves women and zombies, but no sexual content between either or. Simply put, the women enter a room, the zombies rip their clothes off (to get to their flesh) and then the zombies eat the women

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MODESTO, CA - Okay, maybe it isn't fair to blame Alberto Gonzalez. He's just Bush's butt-boy, and butt-boys do what they are told. I wonder if you fucking retards that voted for Bush are embarassed NOW! Fucking dipshits. I mean, I really think that terrorism is NOT something to be worried about. Although I am sure that many of you idiots out there are terrified that some turban-wearing

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E.G. Note -- ok, so most of my blog has been lifted from other people's stuff lately. Whatever. There has been some good shit out there lately. Maybe the country is waking up to the fact that it elected a fucking fucktard AGAIN! Dissent is cool again. This little piece is pretty cool... and I guess I am not completely unable to see the irony in a guy who drives a Porsche shitting on people

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Poker party• In politics as in poker, the only way to win is to seize the initiative. The Democrats need to make bold wagers or risk being rolled over again.By David Mamet ONE NEEDS TO know but three words to play poker: call, raise or fold. Fold means keep the money, I'm out of the hand; call means to match your opponents' bet. That leaves raise, which is the only way to win at poker. The

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Alan Dershowitz: Telling the Truth About Chief Justice Rehnquist Alan Dershowitz Mon Sep 5, 1:16 AM ET My mother always told me that when a person dies, one should not say anything bad about him. My mother was wrong. History requires truth, not puffery or silence, especially about powerful governmental figures. And obituaries are a first draft of history. So here’s the truth about Chief Justice

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CORSO VANNUCCI -- This morning I was calling Mikey to tell him about the Hip Displaysia Gnome that I almost fucked, but she was a Yankees fan.Oh, you want to have it explained a little better than that, do you?So I'm at this restaurant/bar, for some fucking networking bullshit thing. I went to it last week, and pulled the Silver Medal broad out of the place. Ok, she was a bit trashy, but it was

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VIA ULISSE ROCCHI 6 -- For christ's sake... you would think that porn producers would finally get it... listen:WE DON'T WANT TO SEE THE DUDE'S FACE DURING THE MONEY SHOT!We don't really even want to see the dude's face. In fact, lets have more lesbian porn -- and I mean the kind of lesbians we wanna see -- not the kind that look like John Denver. (See Short Thought on Lesbians -- brought to you

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BRICKELL AVE - We have already established that the "never date a chick with a dog" Tao has been elevated to 98% mandatory status. But I have a new ancillary Tao.... cell phone addicted chicks are off the list. This doesn't really happen all over the US, so those of you outside Florida might not believe how many of the girls down here are absolutely cell-phone-addicted -- like in a chemical

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TAMPA, FL - Why the FUCK does it seem that every goddamn single woman in Florida: A) has a dog, B) has no fucking idea how to take care of it or train it, and C) thinks her fucking dog should be the problem of any guy she dates. Case in point... this little hottie that I met at a conference in Tampa (shacked up with her for one night about a month ago) gives me a call, asks what I'm up to, and

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DIPSHIT, FL -- I walk into my boss' office today, and wow, the room smelled really good. While talking, I notice that he has re-stocked the candy bowl. I reach in and pop in what looks like a nice red piece of hard candy. Talk about gross, the thing tasted like salt and ass. He then yells, "NO, DON'T EAT THAT!!!"I spit it on the floor, and then realize... hmm, this must have fallen into

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KARL ROVE'S FUCKING BUNG, DC - Operation Yellow Elephant is a blog that tries to get the fucking pussies who put yellow ribbons on their cars to put their asses in the desert. I dont think they are having much success, but they've made me laugh.

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NORTH END, MA - So I am in bed with this girl, and (of course) safe sex is the order of the day when you're as promiscuous as both of us are. She reaches down, opens the bottom drawer of her end table, and pulls out a condom. Lifestyles... Jesus Christ, what does she do, fuck republicans and cops only? Fortunately I had a Trojan in my suitcase. But nevertheless, the drawer was opened. We're

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WASHINGTON, DC - (Specifically, 1819 M Street, NW) Even after watching this, the uneducated idiots will still likely stay loyal to the fucktards who've trashed everything this country stood for. The video says it all (boosted from www.crooksandliars.com)Here it is in Windows Media: http://movies.crooksandliars.com/Scotty_Rove.wmvAnd here it is in Quick Time: http://movies.crooksandliars.com/

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“Take away the right to say ‘fuck’ and you take away the right to say ‘fuck the government.’” - Lenny Bruce  

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MAITLAND, FL - Is it just me, or are young hotties just the greatest shit ever? My "student" has taken to the habit of dressing to make herself look EXTRA young (she's well within the legal limits), and bouncing around a lot whenever we're in public. Her favorite new game is to say out loud, "hurry up, I need to get to cheerleading practice." Pretty funny shit from a broad with two master's

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NESHOBA CTY, MS - If you have not yet figured this out, my main interests are pussy, football, and the pursuit of justice -- and the order changes daily. Part of my "pursuit of justice" interest is an admittedly almost unhealthy obsession with Edgar Ray Killen. Well, that cracker motherfucker just got 60 years. He's 80, so he dies in jail. Awesome. I guess I can move on from this obsession

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NESHOBA, MS - In between my philandering and assorted other adolescent expressions of testosterone poisoning, I do keep an eye on Edgar Ray Killen's trial. Here is a really good blog from a guy giving a play by play of the trial.NESHOBLOGDammit, I hope the prosecution doesnt bungle this. Wouldnt it be nice to know that Edgar Ray Killen died in jail? Preferably after being gang-banged by some

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BOCA RATON, FL -- Gentlemen, before you date a girl… (DATE, not FUCK) Do a little three-part inquiry. Follow these three rules, and you’ll eliminate 90% of the psycho bitches out there. Following these three rules may still get you hooked up with one, but if you can eliminate 90% of the chance of that, isnt it worth giving my three-part system a chance?Do NOT make exceptions. Follow the Tao,

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LesbiansNORTHAMPTON, MASS -- How much did it suck when you learned that "lesbians" don't really look like the shaved-cunted pussy-licking hotties in your porn mags? Most lesbian couples look like Benny Hill and Boris Yeltsin walking down the street in overalls. Not that there is anything wrong with that, ugly chicks deserve pussy too, but fuck....what a sad day in a horny man's life....

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SEATTLE, WA -- I spend a fair amount of this blog slamming the US government. And with good reason, since half-a-fucking-sissy Karl Rove is a fucking nazi. Not “like a nazi” he is a fucking nazi, and he has sex with little boys more than any priest ever could. Fuck you Karl. Fucking sue me. I will stab you in the head with a fork. Fuck you. And fuck every lowlife NASCAR fan who disagrees

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BOZEMAN, MT. -- No I didn’t write it, but the quote at the end of this entry is bad ass shit. Sad fact… do a google search for it. You’ll find dozens of stupid fucks who attribute it to an Apple Computer commercial. There is something a bit amiss about a guy (me) thinking about Kerouac, and at least *trying* to be a good person .. but simultaneously wishing that I had the heads of every

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I will presume that the FBI has the resources to figure out who I am. Nevertheless, I say this to them. Suck my fucking cock you fascist cunts. Whatever… I’ve got places to flee once this country turns into a redneck dictatorship. And with that, I give you this article from USA Today.Librarian's brush with FBI shapes her view of the USA Patriot ActBy Joan AiroldiWed May 18, 6:25 AM ETIt was a

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ELKO, NV - I boosted most of what follows from some stupid as fuck christian website. I plagiarized it, and will not give credit. Fuck you. Sue me. HBO's Bill Maher Says Christians Have Neurological Disorder, Are CrazyBill Maher, host of HBO's Real Time With Bill Maher , says that all Christians are crazy and are unenlightened because of their faith. Maher made the comments on MSNBC's

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In A.D. 2005 Game was beginning..... COWHER: What happen ? ROTHLISBERGER: Somebody set up us the unstopping defense. COWHER: We get ball. ROTHLISBERGER: What ! ROTHLISBERGER: Enter in stadium, look. COWHER: It's You !! BELICHICK: How are you gentlemen !! BELICHICK: All your Steelers are belong to us. BELICHICK: You are on the way to destruction. COWHER: What you say !! BELICHICK: You have

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ALIQUIPPA, PA - So here I am in Western PA -- yeah -- Red State Pennsylvania. These Steelers fans are convinced, yet again, that the Patriots are just a footnote to their next superbowl. We'll see about that... But what is more important is to analyze the "terrible towel" syndrome. Please help me understand. These double-chinned dipshits root for a team and their big thing is the "terrible

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FOXBORO, MA - You know how Peyton Manning can tell that Eli Manning has to take a shit? His dad's dick tastes funny!!!!!!!!!! What a glorious day. I was so fucking sick of hearing Manning this and Manning that all season. The Colts are unstoppable. Ha. Fuck you. The Colts are a bullshit team that thinks it can rack up huge numbers, and somehow those numbers equal a superbowl. Well,

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DILDO, NL - Wild card weekend, and every fucking thing that could go wrong, well, it went wrong. Green Bay v. Minnesota - this was the only game that came out half right. Randy Moss is a cunt... not because of his "mooning" episode. In fact, I have to give him props for that. But, generally a big cunt. Daunte Culpepper, on the other hand, has enough class that it kind of makes up for

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KINNAKEET, NC - How many of those annoying emails do you get every day? You know, the ones where random people in your life, usually relatives or co-workiers, decide that they not only want to send you their superstitious bullshit in the form of internet prayers, but then they expect you to send it on to seven hundred other people. In exchange, some fucking "miracle" is supposed to happen. I

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PHILADELPHIA, Miss., Jan. 7 – Edgar Ray Killen, a Ku Klux Klan douchebag pleaded not guilty Friday to charges of murdering three civil rights workers more than 40 years ago in the most backward-assed filthy asshole of a place the world has ever known – Mississippi. Back in 1964, Andrew Goodman, 20 and Michael Schwerner, 24, drove down to the mongoloid state to do what the retards who lived

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ORLANDO, FL - I don't get out for dinner much. Mostly because I cook better food than I can buy in a restaurant, and because I'm broke, AND because I have worked in restaurants and I know some of the shenanigans that go on behind those kitchen doors. But... my girlfriend insisted that she take me out for dinner. Del Friscos, Lee Road, Orlando. Don't ever go there. Problem #1. We walk in, and

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HOUSTON, TX - I arrived in Houston this morning. I have no fucking idea what I am doing here, but I had a fond time here last time I wandered into the largest city in Redneck Nation. Superbowl XXXVIII. My Patriots were favored in the Superbowl. I still can't believe I can write that. As much as the Sox winning the series meant to me, Superbowl XXXVI truly changed my life, but the story

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Old Fart Fuckin .

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JIM THORPE, PA

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PROJACK, UT -- America is not a place...it is an idea. That idea has been lost on this administration, and frankly, on 95% of all Americans. And don’t think that I only blame George W. Bush, because none of us have done enough to defend the Bill of Rights for the past four years. Hell, I’m smarter than all of you fucking morons and I could have done more. I should have done more, because I

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HOUMA, LA - I am sitting in a strip club built from an old double-wide trailer. The parking lot is mud, and there is nothing but oil fields outside for as far as the eye cares to see -- you could see further, but then you would have to look at fat toothless dumbasses who actually voted for David Duke. I have paid each stripper $5 to put her shirt on. Is it just me, or does every broad in this

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Ok, I see really funny shit every day. But, this about made me wet my pants. Welcome to Fart Hammer Sometimes there is a man who steps forward, steps apart from the crowd. This man, while not immune to fear, somehow pushes beyond himself and while doing so, teaches us all how to be better people. The Farthammer is not this man. The Farthammer is just a guy who loves to fart right on the face

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MISKEQUAN, WI -- Ok is it just me? Someone wake me up, or at least tell me that you think that the world has gone nuts too. Did all this really happen in one week? Bush got re-elected. Bush got re-elected by millions of people who cited "moral values" as their prime motivating factor in voting for him. The Pentagon is forcing kids to profess their belief in the almighty. "Saving Private Ryan

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TYLER, TX -- Moral values…don’t get me started. But I’d just like to take every Red-Stater who voted for Bush because of some belief that he makes us safer from terrorists and sodomize them with a cactus. I could fill this fucking blog with examples (like that dumb little cunt whose mother died in the World Trade Center, who said that Bush made her feel safe – you stupid little cunt). As another

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CALLE OCHO -- Here's a funny story about a whiny little cunt. Click here to read the latest story of Cuntdom . Janet Weininger is a cunt whose father was a pilot who participated in the failed 1961 Bay of Pigs invasion of Cuba. In case you are like every other intellectually complacent fuckhead out there - that was when the U.S. Government told 1,500 Cuban exiles (former slaveowners who wanted

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This is pretty cool. http://www.zanorg.com/prodperso/punk.htm

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If you have not yet heard of Maddox, then you need to see this guy's stuff. He's like me except funnier, wittier, and more dedicated. I'm a hack compared to this guy. http://maddox.xmission.com/ Ding ding, here comes the shit mobile!

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JORDAN, MN -- Do you want to see something truly disturbing? Then I dare you to visit http://pootybooty.com/. That's all I'm gonna say, except, be certain that you don't have a weak stomach. Man, that even grosses ME out.

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Lesbians NORTHAMPTON, MASS -- How much did it suck when you learned that "lesbians" don't really look like the shaved-cunted pussy-licking hotties in your porn mags? Most lesbian couples look like Benny Hill and Boris Yeltsin walking down the street in overalls. Not that there is anything wrong with that, ugly chicks deserve pussy too, but fuck....what a sad day in a horny man's life....

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Left Wing Guys are all Pussies -Enrico Giamondi PRESQUE ISLE, MAINE -- Yesterday I was confronted with the fact that I am the only male on the whole fucking left wing who STILL HAS HIS MOTHERFUCKING PENIS. Worker rights, social justice, economic democracy...this kind of shit is not going to be gained by asking "pretty please." God fucking DAMMIT...one side has Rush Limbaugh and the most

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Abortion is Not an Issue -Enrico Giamondi NORTHAMPTON, MASS. -- To every "liberal" or "progressive" and especially every fucking left-wing feminist (who looks like fucking Benny Hill) ....look fuckhead....ABORTION IS NOT AN ISSUE!!!! If you think abortion is an issue you should give a shit about, tou are wasting your time. This country took a turn to the right because left wing idiots were so

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Y’all Come Back Next Time SANFORD, FLORIDA -- You have GOT to read this shit. Man, the south really fucking sucks. Y'all Come Back Next Time . It is a story about Jim Crow bullshit in the year 2004. Florida is such a bunch of racist redneck fucks. Fuck Florida.

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By Enrico GiamondiMUSKEGET, MASS. -- I came in to work the day after the sox beat the Yankees so overjoyed that I forgot I was supposed to be interviewed by a news crew. I showed up in jeans, my Sox T-shirt, my Sox cap and my lucky UMass baseball jersey. Oops. Everyone asked if I was happy. Happy? Are you shittin' me, cuz? All I could say was, "The whole world has changed."Remember watching those

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Crabs -Enrico Giamondi ASSATEAGUE, MD -- I still suffer from a childish idealism that as members of a democracy, we have a responsibility to work toward political goals that we believe will benefit us all, even at the expense of slight inconvenience or minor setbacks to our personal agendas. You assholes who vote for the guy who will save you a few bucks on your taxes, or who will institute

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BIBLEFUCK, MS -- I'm so fucking sick of this "moral values" bullshit. I think a Bible would burst into flames if I actually touched it, so with a pen to turn the pages, I went through some of it....ok, actually, I know that crappy book better than any "christian" that I know. Here are some of my favorite passages. Corinthians 9 Do you not know that the unjust will not inherit the kingdom of God?

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PAHOKEE, FL -- Some guy posted a question about romantic involvement and law school on the Princeton Review website. What a fucking sissy. Below is what this loser wrote, and directly after it is my reply: His Posting Date: May 02, 1998 03:44 AM Author: me (shadik@sfsu.edu) Subject: love Ok here's my situation. I am "seeing" this girl at my undergraduate school in San Francisco at the

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- I live in Bachelor Hell. Ok, its not exactly Hell. In fact, I find it kind of pleasant, well, no, bachelor pads arent pleasant – that’s the point. Cozy? Nah, not cozy. Cozy and pleasant sound like what your girlfriend turns your bachelor pad into after she moves in. That is hell. Throw pillows are hell. No throw pillows here. This is a piece of paradise. But of course,

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Charley & Frances & America’s Wang - September 7, 2004By: Enrico GiamondiWINTER PARK, FLGiven the latest round of natural disasters to hit America's Wang (See Homer Simpson, Kill The Alligator & Run, Simpsons Episode 245, April 30, 2000), I thought that this might be a good opportunity to let those of you who were wondering know that I was still alive…and let those of you who hadn't really

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DIXVILLE NOTCH, N.H. -- For all of our American bravado, we will NEVER, not as an entire nation, ever have the class that the French had in one single sportsman. So get off their asses. In the 1934 Tour de France, Antonin Magne, the 1931 Tour winner was trying for his second ride down the Champs D' Elysées in a yellow jersey. One of his domestiques was a 20 year old cyclist named Rene Vietto.

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The Jefferson Theater by Enrico Giamondi PORTLAND, OR This place really exists... The Jefferson theater. It is a full-fledged movie theater with 24 hour porn. I'm in Portland on business, and a colleague represents this place and tells me that I just gotta see it.....so, across town we go.... The Jefferson is the place to go when your home plasma-screen TV just doesn't give you the visual

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