Christian idiots
BIBLEFUCK, MS -- I'm so fucking sick of this "moral values" bullshit. I think a Bible would burst into flames if I actually touched it, so with a pen to turn the pages, I went through some of it....ok, actually, I know that crappy book better than any "christian" that I know. Here are some of my favorite passages.
Corinthians
9 Do you not know that the unjust will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators nor idolators nor adulterers nor boy prostitutes nor sodomites 10 nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor robbers will inherit the kingdom of God. 11 That is what some of you used to be; but now you have had yourselves washed, you were sanctified, you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and in the Spirit of our God.
Have any of these "moral values" fuckheads read the first part of this passage? For example, does persecution of homosexuals (who do not have the numbers to defend themselves) render one just, or unjust? I fail to see how persecution of any by man is just. Perhaps this supposed diety sees fit to cast homosexuals into hell, but I do not see where there is Biblical support for men to persecute other men. Accordingly, I see the same authority to cast Pat Robertson into hell as one who gets fucked up the ass, male or female.
And, while if god exists, and if heaven and hell exist, and I am called upon to argue the case of a sodomite before god, I suppose I would need to concede that perhaps the sodomite shall not be entitled to entry to the kingdom of god. Nevertheless, this is the United States of America, not the kingdom of god, and accordingly I fail to see why Corinthians, no matter how you interpret it, should be used to justify unequal rights under the law of men in this nation.
Fornication
Unless I misunderstand the meaning of the word "fornicator," wouldn't that encompass any copulation for pleasure rather than reproduction? Or a less-stringent definition might be any who copulate prior to marriage. Perhaps none of these holier-than-thou fucks have ever copulated with anyone to whom they are not married, and perhaps they have only copulated with the intent of reproduction. To this I say, what a damn shame.
If not, are they too condemned? Should the law of the United States not condemn copulation between the unmarried as well? I think not, but is this truly the world these fucks believe should be established? I have no problem with them adhering to this code of conduct (as stupid as it is), but where is their right to impose it upon others, because frankly, I love getting laid, and I consider it a gift from whatever might have created me.
Jacking off
I have seen translations of Corinthians 6 where masturbation is also condemned. Such prohibitions of "onanism" are also read into Genesis 38: 7-10. I happen to disagree that onanism is simple masturbation, but most of these bible-toting wackos seem to adhere to this theory. Who the fuck can really testify before god that they have never, shall we say, taken matters into thine own hand? If spanking it gets me sent to hell, then buy me a first-class ticket to the netherworld, because I jack off at least two to three times a day, and have since I was 13. And I am proud of it!
Leviticus doesnt apply to us
Leviticus 20:2 applies Levitical laws to "the children of Israel." Accordingly, I fail to see where the obligation is created unto christians to either not engage in homosexuality, or to persecute those who do. I mean, I see no obligation to engage in homosexuality either, but I fail to find any biblical support for the persecution of homosexuals, who are (even by biblefuck standards) hurting only themselves.
Abomination
Where is the authority that even if we accept that homosexuality, masturbation, fornication, or even eating shellfish is an "abomination," that this is condemned by god? If you read the old testament in Hebrew, the word used here is "toevah," which means something that is unclean in a ritualistic sense, for Jews only. I suppose 2000+ years of translation, transliteration, and re-translation could possibly have knocked this word around a bit....but toevah certainly does not imply condemnation to death.
Corinthians
9 Do you not know that the unjust will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators nor idolators nor adulterers nor boy prostitutes nor sodomites 10 nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor robbers will inherit the kingdom of God. 11 That is what some of you used to be; but now you have had yourselves washed, you were sanctified, you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and in the Spirit of our God.
Have any of these "moral values" fuckheads read the first part of this passage? For example, does persecution of homosexuals (who do not have the numbers to defend themselves) render one just, or unjust? I fail to see how persecution of any by man is just. Perhaps this supposed diety sees fit to cast homosexuals into hell, but I do not see where there is Biblical support for men to persecute other men. Accordingly, I see the same authority to cast Pat Robertson into hell as one who gets fucked up the ass, male or female.
And, while if god exists, and if heaven and hell exist, and I am called upon to argue the case of a sodomite before god, I suppose I would need to concede that perhaps the sodomite shall not be entitled to entry to the kingdom of god. Nevertheless, this is the United States of America, not the kingdom of god, and accordingly I fail to see why Corinthians, no matter how you interpret it, should be used to justify unequal rights under the law of men in this nation.
Fornication
Unless I misunderstand the meaning of the word "fornicator," wouldn't that encompass any copulation for pleasure rather than reproduction? Or a less-stringent definition might be any who copulate prior to marriage. Perhaps none of these holier-than-thou fucks have ever copulated with anyone to whom they are not married, and perhaps they have only copulated with the intent of reproduction. To this I say, what a damn shame.
If not, are they too condemned? Should the law of the United States not condemn copulation between the unmarried as well? I think not, but is this truly the world these fucks believe should be established? I have no problem with them adhering to this code of conduct (as stupid as it is), but where is their right to impose it upon others, because frankly, I love getting laid, and I consider it a gift from whatever might have created me.
Jacking off
I have seen translations of Corinthians 6 where masturbation is also condemned. Such prohibitions of "onanism" are also read into Genesis 38: 7-10. I happen to disagree that onanism is simple masturbation, but most of these bible-toting wackos seem to adhere to this theory. Who the fuck can really testify before god that they have never, shall we say, taken matters into thine own hand? If spanking it gets me sent to hell, then buy me a first-class ticket to the netherworld, because I jack off at least two to three times a day, and have since I was 13. And I am proud of it!
Leviticus doesnt apply to us
Leviticus 20:2 applies Levitical laws to "the children of Israel." Accordingly, I fail to see where the obligation is created unto christians to either not engage in homosexuality, or to persecute those who do. I mean, I see no obligation to engage in homosexuality either, but I fail to find any biblical support for the persecution of homosexuals, who are (even by biblefuck standards) hurting only themselves.
Abomination
Where is the authority that even if we accept that homosexuality, masturbation, fornication, or even eating shellfish is an "abomination," that this is condemned by god? If you read the old testament in Hebrew, the word used here is "toevah," which means something that is unclean in a ritualistic sense, for Jews only. I suppose 2000+ years of translation, transliteration, and re-translation could possibly have knocked this word around a bit....but toevah certainly does not imply condemnation to death.
posted by Enrico Giamondi at 5:13 PM
7 Comments:
I am not sure how I got here but I found myself very interested in what you had to say. I am a Christian and I can tell you that there is no place in the Bible where Jesus would condone the mistreatment of homosexuals, drunkards, fornicators, idolators, adulterers, etc. These are the very people He came to save. In the Corinthians verse you quoted it says, "That is what some of you used to be" To mistreat these peole in anyway would be to deny the grace that God showed us; that while we were yet sinners, He first loved us, sent His only begotten Son to die on the cross in our place that we might live with Him for eternity. He could have just let us go in our sin, struck us down and would have been totally righteous in doing so.
I will not deny the fact that there are "Christians" out there who mistreat those who do not follow Christ, but they are by no means following God's will.
I ask you, please do not judge Jesus by the lack of faith of His followers or hypocritical actions of those who claim to follow Him. We are still dealing with our own sin, we may be saved but we are not perfect. Any one of us who claims we are perfect is also a liar and should repent, and anyone one of us that does not show the grace that Christ to others as it was shown to us, I would question there Christianity.
I will not lie to you, those who do not follow Christ will have to stand before an almighty, holy and righteous God and give account for his actions. He will have to stand by his choices for eternity, this however is between them and God. What I say and what I think does not matter, I do not hold the keys to Heaven or Hell, Jesus Christ does. God is true to His word, He does not change, If He says something is done a certain way, it is done that way. If the result is that some do not enter His kingdom, though He will be sorrowful, that is how it will be.
Jim
O MY FUCKING GOD SHUT YOUR MOUTHS CHRISTIAN IDIOTS YOU OUT OF EVERYONE ANNOY ME THE MOST WITH YOUR CONSTANT FUCKING PREACHING . WERE YOU ALIVE THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO? THEN HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!!!! all this "He" "God" "Him" RAHHH I ACTUALLY COULD SMASH YOU ROUND THE FACE WITH A BIBLE FOR SOME REAL BIBLE BASHING FOR YOU!
my favourite was:
"I will not lie to you, those who do not follow Christ will have to stand before an almighty, holy and righteous God and give account for his actions. He will have to stand by his choices for eternity, this however is between them and God. What I say and what I think does not matter, I do not hold the keys to Heaven or Hell, Jesus Christ does. God is true to His word, He does not change, If He says something is done a certain way, it is done that way. If the result is that some do not enter His kingdom, though He will be sorrowful, that is how it will be."
Your living in a fairytale mate. your probably comforted thinking oh im an amazing christian therefore im going to heaven? HAHA your just as lying and cheating as the next bastard! what is wrong with you all!
God was created by man and man was created by THE GIANT FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER WHO YOU WILL FACE NOW!!!! MAY HIS NOODLY APPENDAGES TOUCH US ALL!!!!!
amen brother!!!
fuck all you homophobes out there
then they will say
"your just a dipshit homo trying to get equal with all us normal people!"
guss what dumb asses im stright
i have a girlfriend and i actully love her!
i HAVE NO IDEA HOW I GOT HERE EITHER HAHA. BUT i GIVE ALL PRAISE TO GOD THE FATHER AND HIS SON JESUS. I JUST SPILLED MY HEART tO THE FATHER IN JESUS' NAME in gratitude FOR SAVING A WRETCHED SINNER SUCH AS MYSELF. God will not be mocked in the day wrath is poured in divine judegement. a pray that God will open your eyes a clear you of the strong delusions that you are having and see "truth".
This is fascination. Yes, I am a Christian. And I couldn't be prouder. Look, we [meaning us Christians] aren't here to win this argument, or to prove ourselves right.
And I don't think we should be condemning anyone. That's not our job. That's not who we represent.
So back off.
Or you'll do what you pussy assed cunt? Call your "god?"
Your god is a pussy and I challenge him to a fight any day of the week. I'll not only kick his ass, but then urinate in his face, and then go get a dog to fuck him in the ass.
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