Short thought on Lesbians
Lesbians
NORTHAMPTON, MASS -- How much did it suck when you learned that "lesbians" don't really look like the shaved-cunted pussy-licking hotties in your porn mags? Most lesbian couples look like Benny Hill and Boris Yeltsin walking down the street in overalls. Not that there is anything wrong with that, ugly chicks deserve pussy too, but fuck....what a sad day in a horny man's life....
NORTHAMPTON, MASS -- How much did it suck when you learned that "lesbians" don't really look like the shaved-cunted pussy-licking hotties in your porn mags? Most lesbian couples look like Benny Hill and Boris Yeltsin walking down the street in overalls. Not that there is anything wrong with that, ugly chicks deserve pussy too, but fuck....what a sad day in a horny man's life....
posted by Enrico Giamondi at 9:48 AM
3 Comments:
Good rants and entertaining descriptions. So wrong but oh-so-right. That entry about the tattooed cum bag, excellent.
Most lesbians? Boy, you haven't seen anything, then. Most OLDER lesbians are more established dykes, so of course they're not going to be something you go for, you horny bastard. You might as well mention everyone ELSE who looks nothing like the shit in porn magazines!
Pandora - First of all, it is "horny filthy bastard." Second...see the dateline? Northampton, MA. Take a trip there and find a lesbian who doesn't look like John Denver, and I'll eat my words.
Second...all the shit I rant about on this blog, and the only posting to get any comments is this short little piece of crap.
-EG
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