Sweet mother of god, make it stop
posted by Enrico Giamondi at 10:06 AM
Monday, November 22, 2004
THE BEST OF TRUBBA / EPISODE 245
Fuck the Confederacy. A tribute to the stupid fucks that live in my inbred low class shithole neighborhood.
South Beach Brawlin'
I beat this fucking guy up. It was funny. Naked pictures of my Girlfriend
Flight to Los Angeles
Pills, booze, people I hate... and I hit my fucking head again
Just Slappin' It....
This one time, at band camp, I smacked a chick around, and she loved it.
The Gimp
OMG! I almost fucked this deformed chick.
No, you stupid cunt, you can't bring your dog
I'm not mentioning her name, but she wasn't hot enough to make it worth it.
OH FUCK, I ATE WHAT????
I don't know... everyone loved this one.
I'm Never Using a Condom Again
I hit my head. Fuck.
The Tao of Broads
If you are a single guy, and you're not gay, you need to read this. Carry it with you everywhere. You will regret it if you ignore my advice.
Fuck Mississippi
Mississippi... a fucktard hellhole. Discuss.
Del Friscos & Auschwitz
My birthday. I was gassed.
I got a lot of head at the superbowl
What more do you need to know? If you like whores and football, read this. If not, fuck off.
An Open letter to Producer David Kelly
I used to hate this guy, but I came around.
Law School Romantic Advice
Some pussy posted something on the Princeton Review boards asking for romantic advice, so I gave it to him.
The Mambo Lounge
A description of one of my apartments.
Charley & Frances & America's Wang
What happened when there was a hurricane that totally fucked my life up, as if it wasnt fucked enough.
The Jefferson Theater
The story of a live porno theater where people fuck in the seats. It is not pretty.
Recent Previous Posts
- An Email I got at Work
- Land of the Rats, Home of the Cowards
- Colin Powell is a fuckhead
- Fart Hammer
- Porn & Grilled Cheese & Bombs & Sniffing Glue
- Who scares you more? Republicans or Al Qaeda?
- "Victims" of Castro Need to Shut the Fuck Up
- Punk Machine
- Maddox
- Truly Disturbing
Tucker Max One of my friends said "this guy's page makes yours look like Sunday school. Fuck... I wish I could argue.
Maddox! Another master of fucked up writing. For the record, he's right... Ninja's suck and Pirates rule!
MINK ROCKMOORE! This is a twisted heap of a man... I will eventually publish the account of the three days that he and I spent in Amsterdam.
Bob Berger and "Trip Out Through the Windshield You know all that random nutty shit that happens in this world? Yes, it probably happened because Bob thought it up.
Guy Jacobs, the author of "Hard Boiled Men" started a blog. Definitely worth checking out.
A link to his book on Amazon
Mike Ruffino's "Gentlemanly Repose" This is a must-read, especially if you're not a fuckin pussy
2 Comments:
What the fuck do you think? That only 14-17-year olds can properly enjoy sex? Think again. Some of these people are no older than 30. What really needs to stop is your horny comments on random people's blogs. Obviously, you don't know much about me--having read only three posts, and commented on them. Your comments (and I usually don't mind random comments) are sickeningly penis-oriented and really uncalled-for.
Hopefully this cunt can go strap on the birkenstocks, get a fresh razor to shave her head (that will piss off her daddy, won't it?), toss on the Melissa Ethridge live CD, and whine on her blog about how she doesn't fit in. Laughter.
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