Monday, January 17, 2005

Fuck the Indianapolis Colts

FOXBORO, MA - You know how Peyton Manning can tell that Eli Manning has to take a shit? His dad's dick tastes funny!!!!!!!!!!

What a glorious day. I was so fucking sick of hearing Manning this and Manning that all season. The Colts are unstoppable. Ha. Fuck you. The Colts are a bullshit team that thinks it can rack up huge numbers, and somehow those numbers equal a superbowl. Well, Bitter-Beer-Face Dungy can never get the deal closed, and his fucking hick QB could pull a dick out of his mouth for a moment and look in the mirror and probably would then be able to tell that he should commit suicide.

The whole Manning family sucks ass. You want to know why the Colts suck? Peyton (what a fag name) Manning. That is why.

Mannings play for numero Uno! And nobody else. Rack up numbers, but watch him throw a crappy pass and yell at his WR. Watch him get sacked, and need two plays just to shake it. Brady -- no such thing ever happens.

Sure, Peyton can rack up huge numbers -- INDOORS! If his home field was Lambeau, he'd be no more impressive than Bledsoe. For that matter, put Bledsoe inside, and watch him rack up numbers to shit over.

Indy is a pussy-red-state town, full of hicks and losers. And their football team (and football fans) reflects that.

Well, go ahead and root for your quarterback. I'm rooting for my TEAM!

The PATS!!!!!

And while we're on the Mannings... pussy Eli will NEVER be on a winning team. Doesn't deserve it. Who the fuck did he think he was refusing to play for San Diego? Well, he still would have been the backup QB, but at least he'd have made the playoffs!

Fuck the mannings. Fuck Indy. Where's my motherfucking trophy?

54 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

FUCK YOU

5:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your just mad because the Pats blow this season!! HAHA what a fag!

11:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey like they say..."Don't hate the player, Hate the GAME!"

9:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, Fuck You back street punk. Tom Brady is like a nickel, He ain't worth a dime you fucken loser. your team sucks big frozen balls! Half that fucken sorry team is getting injured every week. Pussie's should play golf or something you faget piece of shit. you and all the rest of you fucken sore boston losers can suck on a big fat one. Tom Brady must like it in the ass the way he's been posing on the amgazine covers lately. fucken pack -o-flamers!!!!

1:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YEAH!!!! FUCK ALL THE MANNINGS AND THE FUCKING COLTS!!!!! I hope they all burn in hell. They think theyre all hot shit cuz they are "Mannings", well news flash! Theyre stuck up incest fagots who love themselves!!! Rumor has it that Peyton and Kenny Chesney are dating fags! Look at your cocky fag QB now!! I love the Pats, but sorry fellas Broncos are the team to beat this year!!!

1:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess the colts still suck at 11-0. The pats are going to win a superbowl this year is as likely the change they have homefield advantage through out. Not a fucking chance. Fuck i hope the bills win the division but no chance of that. And it is FUCKING BULLSHIT the pats might get a home game because they one the AFC east. Whatever team goes to fucksboro I hope they kick Bruschi in the chest and the plug in his heart falls out.

7:53 AM  
Blogger Enrico Giamondi said...

Interesting.... this was posted in January of 2005, you stupid Indiana inbred klan-loving fucks!

1:23 PM  
Blogger rd said...

I don't know who you are and that really is a good thing. You're so fucking gay for cheering for the Pats its sickening. Frankly I don't give two squirts of piss what team you cheer for, but I take it you have already witnessed the ass-beating you got from the Colts earlier this season. Yeah the Pussy Patriots won a few times, so did the Cowboys back in the day, who fucking cares a bout them now. After the kick in the dick you all got from the Colts you should be watching every game the rest of the season. Fuck you, suck a dick, and die,.. bitch.

1:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's up with all the "fag" postings. So Queer!

8:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

colts kick ass who the hell won the pats or the colts duh retards all the colts fans i sulute you

6:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

man, you can fucking say all that shit about the colts, but WHO IS NOW 13-0? yeah, the colts play inside, but they are just as fucking good inside, besides, what the fuck does that have to do with anything, because everybody else sucks in the dome! youre just mad becasue your team SUCKS! SUCK MY GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKING DICK YOU COCKWAD!!!!!!!

1:18 PM  
Blogger Enrico Giamondi said...

Here's one for the Colts fans. You know the ones... the ones whose mothers suck crack-heads sweaty unwashed cocks.

Hey you klan-loving fuckheads...

READ THE DATE on this posting. LAST SEASON!

You sit around with your father's cock in your ass long enough, and even the 49ers will win a superbowl again.

However, your boys still won't close the deal. Watch the Colts choke today! And watch them choke in the playoffs!!!!!

1:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

U fucking Stuck up Boston dicks.

Teams win fucking superbowls not fucking Tom Brady, he has a defense behind him, u saw the defnse this yr, oh wait wait a minute.... YOU SUCKED with a FUCKING CAPITAL S.

If i ever run into you, i will make it my personal mission to spit on you, you filthy prick zziiippp
wats that noise oh i think its tom bradys zipper opening GO AND SUCK HIS DICK

6:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey fuck you..i bet ur just a fatass who could never play and just obsess over a winning team because you've always been a FATASS LOSER....and theres like no klan people in indiana and not so many hicks......why dont u just get over yourself and ur gay-ass patriots and get a life.....douchebag

6:03 PM  
Blogger Enrico Giamondi said...

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4:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go back to Fuckin' your Daddy and leave the sport comments to REAL writers. Try writing sumpin' without using profanity. Only ignorant people (like you) use profanity because they can't think of anything intellegent to say.. You are a moron..!!!
p/s And FUCK TOM BRADY, He's a pussy.

3:51 PM  
Blogger Enrico Giamondi said...

The previous message was brought to you by the word "irony."

4:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Colts are such Dome pussies. The league skews their schedule so these Domeheads don't have to play in bad weather. In 2006, they go to New York twice, Boston and Denver but none are in December. If the league needs to skew everybody's schedule just so this pansy Dome team doen't play in bad weather, then the Colts should be kicked out of the league.

8:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I totally agree, Indy is a one man band so to speak; without peyton manning, they're fucked. I respect that you're a patriots fan, but for me, go panthers!

6:31 AM  
Blogger Enrico Giamondi said...

Panthers are cool... Panthers fans are pretty cool too. I had a great time drinking beers with them in Houston.

6:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

u tell the colts pussie to kiss my ass raven will kick there fucking ass

12:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck all of you faggot bandwagon colt supporting, manning suckin, bitches. Go ahead and give Tony "Dun the whole team" Dungy!! you want some real fans, you want a real team? THE CHIEFS ARE UNSTOPPABLE! We have the best fans the best stadium and the best overall team in the playoffs! we are not counting on any one of our players to carry us through the playoffs. We have the youngest, fastest, and most powerful D-ends in the playoffs and "i pity the fool" who steps in their way. And dont even get me started on LJ, there is no amount of planning you can do to prepare for a freight train like that freak of nature. Come saturday Tony "Dun for" Dungey wont be able to coach his way out of the stadium, and peyton will get the game ball only because no doctor in the world will be able to find a ball that has been shoved up his ass. FUCK THE COLTS!!! SEE YOU SATURDAY BITCHES!!!!

3:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

im a ravens fan and they almost beat that shitty ass one man colts team without showing up the offense didnt come to the game and our defense is so good we still could of won so fuck the colts they will get fucking destroyed by either the pats or the chargers than maybe they can take there fagget ass mayflower trucks and head out just like wat that pussy ass organization did to baltimore so colts fans read this FUCK YOU

11:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Patriots have (3) SB rings more than Peyton. The Colts just have to face that they cannot produce when they need to and aquiring Adam V. from the Pats helped get their sorry asses into the playoffs this season. Peyton will be the new Dan Marino!

10:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you come and say that to my face
and there would be a fight that i would definally WIN
cause COLTS ARE THE GRATEST THING !!!!
you need to shut your mouth have you watched them play
and HEY WHATS YOUR FAVORITE team causee they suck more than the colts and i dont think that they are in the PLAYOFFSSS
welll you just need to shut up
BYE

11:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Douchebag

You drop that f word and you let the world know just what stupid trailer trash you really are. Take that word out of your vocabulary and you couldn't even speak which would be a great thing. Uneducated idiot..Animals like you should not be allowed to breed.

7:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck the colts they dont deserve to go to the superbowl. Oh and if Dungy was more focused on his family life his kid wouldnt have killed himself. Go shoot yourself Dungy.

8:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Excuse me. Colts 38- Pats 34. Going to Miami. Have fun in the snow, Loser.

8:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WE SHOULDA HAD THAT GAME!!! FUCK THE COLTS!!! I HOPE THE BEARS PWN 'EM!! SO STFU U DILDO-SUCKERS!!

1:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is anyone else sick of how much media attention the colts and payton manning get?
even as the pats have won 3 of the last 5 superbowls, almost every sports analyst is having a love afair with the colts.
how many times did it take to finally get to where you are?
granted, you usually do have a great team and manning does have impressive numbers, but its not as "pats suck ur a fag go colts".
I was surprised the pats got as far as they did, especially their win over SD.
I think the pats strongest year was their second superbowl win and it has declined ever since due to injuries, trades, and retirement.
but one thing is for sure. I cannot stand the fans of the colts who have no reason at all for loving them. Its like you walked into a bar, realized the pats game was on, saw the colts one, and thought it would be a great i dea to start being a fan.
not how it works.
have a reason. and have real pride.
and yes, im a sox fan too.

2:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go suck a cock you Massachusettes faggot. What's a matter? You don't get to see Brady and Belicock ramrod each other up the ass with their replica lambardi trophies.

7:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dude fuk the colts and yankeekees suk 777777 yer like my hero i hate no1 more then the yanks and colts man

8:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Enrico that was some funny shit. You can suck my balls and burn in hell as a Pats fan, but very funny post. The rest of you Chiefs and Baltimore fans can just sit at home and dream of the SuperBowl you aren't playing in because Indy knocked you out. Piss off, and Ray Lewis sucks cocks.

1:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can keep your Mass-a-chews-it taxes and gay marriage bullshit...and you can keep your homosexual NFL team, too! Where have they been lately? Hmmm??? Luck has run out in Bean Town...homo!

1:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bill Billadick and Tommy Marsha Brady will be watching the Super Bowl from their mansions in the hills...together...with their arms wrapped around each other!
Face it...the Pats only beat the Colts because they were always able to play them at their place in Foxboro, MA. It's over...the Patriots finally allowed their pride to burn a hole right through their entire organization by trading away all of their talent. Patriot fans are about as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop!!!

1:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you colts fans make me sick.
most arrogant, obnoxious people out there.
it's sad. i pity you.
such harsh word.
i think your in the we-finally-did-something-worth-a-shit-and-now-were-gonna-bash-the -team-thats-been-doing-it-consistently-who we-envy syndrome.
maybe theres a cure?
i doubt it.

5:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

know what's really funny???...how the Colts beat the lame-ass Pats after being down by 18. That to me is funny. Peyton is more of a QB than Brady will ever hope to be. I know your type...your some kind of liberal fag who only cares about saving the environment, bashing republicans, and fucking boys...you should stick to what you know most.

10:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your all fuggin sad the Colts suck and you all know it.For the first time ever the beat the Pats in the Playoffs what a accomplishment finnally after all the fuggin hype about Peyton Manning he did Something give him a Prize why dont cha.After getting his pansy ass whooped by Tom Brady for 6 Years he finally won.Bravo.

5:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Half Fast Eddie said...
Go back to Fuckin' your Daddy and leave the sport comments to REAL writers. Try writing sumpin' without using profanity. Only ignorant people (like you) use profanity because they can't think of anything intellegent to say.. You are a moron..!!!
p/s And FUCK TOM BRADY, He's a pussy.

3:51 PM



BRAVO Contridicting Yourself Stupid Fag.

5:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FUCK THE COLTS! I live in Baltimore those theiving bastards think its funny that they stole our team. Peyton will NEVER be better than the great Johnny U. He won't even be better than Tom Brady; who is the QB of the Decade. But as a Ravens/ Red Sox fan I'll proudly say: FUCK EVERYONE IN AND FROM INDIANA. BOSTON AND BALTIMORE ARE ACTUALLY USEFUL, HISTORICALLY GREAT CITIES WITH PRIDE AND TRADITION. INDIANA IS PIECE OF SHIT STATE WITH NO USE AND IS AN EYESORE IN THE HEART OF AMERICA. I HOPE ALL YOU COLT THEIVES DIE HORRIBLE PAINFUL DEATHS AFTER GETTING EVERYTHING THEY LOVE STOLEN FROM THEM.

10:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

peyton manning is such a fucking fagget. did you see the way he runs. he is such a pussy too. omg i FUCKING HATE THE FAGGET!!the pats are so much better they just played crappy that day. But every one knows if the pats D didn't give up we would of went to the Super Bowl! the pats don't blow your mom does!

4:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

RIGHT ON GO PATRIOTS SATIN MANNING CAN GO SUCK PHIL SIMMS AND JIM NANTZ FCUKING DICK THE PATS ARE THE BEST FUCKIGN TEAM EVER

FUCKING DYNASTY

AND IF YOU LIKE THE COLTS YOU CAN GO SUCK THOSE QUEERS DICKS TO

TOM BRADY IS TEH BEST FUCKING QUATORBACK FUCKING EVER

GO FUCKINGN NEW ENGLAND

5:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck the colts..... bitch ass pussies. I just watched the bullshit superbowl. Don't fret bears fans and colt haters. tommorow when I wake up I'm gonna workout for a while then I'm done im going out to find the first bitch ass faggot wearing anything with the colts on it and I'm gonna stomp the living shit out of him. I'll get in a couple of face kicks in for you colt haters.

7:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how in the hell did a bullshit team like the colts win the superbowl? FUCK THE COLTS! PATS KICK ASS!

7:14 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

"Mannings play for numero Uno! And nobody else. Rack up numbers, but watch him throw a crappy pass and yell at his WR. Watch him get sacked, and need two plays just to shake it. Brady -- no such thing ever happens. "

I couldn't have said it any better myself. Finally i'm not the only one with their head stuck so far up this guys ass not to see it. They showed him at least 5 times tonight bitch and moan to his WR or at the refs, if you want a first down don't throw the ball 3 yards short and then fucking yell at your WR. This guy pisses me off, he's not a class act, and the only reason he won the MVP was because of his name. Rhodes got screwed and if he is such a good QB how come he threw only 3 TDs the whole post season while throwing 7 INTs? GO PATS! For not having Eugue Wilson, Rodney Harrison and Artrelle Hawkins out for most of the game they still barely beat us.

10:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Um, retards, the Colts won the superbowl. A year later than the article stated, but they still won. Fuckin' bloggers. Proving yet again the community has no intelligence.

10:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i h8 colts but cant believe they won. my life is ruined
pats next year

2:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck the fucking colts... pats are the best team... manning is a pussy ass bitch who makes like 7 commercials... can he have enough money? i love how much he cries and bitches at everyone but himself, go kill yourself indy fans

2:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

David Ostrander said...

FUCK THE COLTS! I live in Baltimore those theiving bastards think its funny that they stole our team. Peyton will NEVER be better than the great Johnny U.


quit your whining. Baltimore got a superbowl and btw Johnny U is no more and the so called curse is gone. colts can delete that douchebag from their history if they like. Manning IS BETTER than Johnny uranus any day.

2:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fuck baltimore and boston. Lame cities as far as historic value fuck that most boring cities i've ever been in, boston expcially wtf is up with bars closing so god damn early. As far as Johnny Uranus being better than manning not anymore. In fact if baltimore wants their gay as history back they can have it. Johnny Uranus wasn't all that Manning is 10x better.

7:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

weird... this was posted in 2005... people still post on this thing?...man you people must really hate the colts [AS I REALLY DO TOO]

9:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is just a stone fact that after the 20 to 3 loss in the 04/05 AFC Championship playoffs the Colts went and changed the rules. Pussy Manning can not win a Super Bowl playing hard hitting football. So Bill Polian had the rules changed.
And as a result we see Football for Fags. They throw flags for looking at a player too sternly. Manning would never have gotten it done if his "Daddy" did not complain to the teachers that the other kids were picking on him.

11:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The fucking colts suck dick them and there brokeback quaterback. The pats r a fuckin dynasty and you homo red neck colts fan can fucking relize taht peyton manning fucking sucks. oh yah HOWS TONY DUNGY SONN OOOPPPPPSSS

3:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey PussieInIllinois. You are a sore losing New York wannabe Chicago fag correct? You are not going to kick the shit out of nobody so STFU. Listen you douchebags the Colts are better then all your teams. Won the Superbowl, slugged out Ray Lewis and the Ravens in Baltimore putting up with you bitch ass Ravens fans that can't get over your corrupt government making the Colts want to leave fucking twenty some years ago, and beat the PATSYs because Tom Brady couldn't win with an 18 point lead at the half. I don't even need to mention Chicago because everyone knew who was going to win that one. They could have put in Jim Sorgi and still beat the bears. One thing I admire about you retards is you do have loyalty to a team, but you should respect other teams especially when they are much much better than your team.

Go Colts!!!!

11:04 AM  

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