Fuck your prayers

KINNAKEET, NC - How many of those annoying emails do you get every day? You know, the ones where random people in your life, usually relatives or co-workiers, decide that they not only want to send you their superstitious bullshit in the form of internet prayers, but then they expect you to send it on to seven hundred other people. In exchange, some fucking "miracle" is supposed to happen.

I have news for you... we've been waiting 2000 years for that gutter fucking stupid cunt-stink of a set of beliefs that you call Christianity to bring about a single bit of good.

So, for the what, 7 people who read this blog... if I'm lucky... the next time you get some of that gay shit, cut and paste the quotes below. Who knows, you might save some asshole from christianity.

"During almost fifteen centuries has the legal establishment of Christianity been on trial. What has been its fruits? More or less, in all places, pride and indolence in the clergy; ignorance and servility in the laity; in both, superstition, bigotry and persecution."
--James Madison

"The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason."
--Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richard, 1758

"Religion I found to be without any tendency to inspire, promote, or confirm morality, serves principally to divide us and make us unfriendly to one another."
--Benjamin Franklin

"Christianity is the most perverted system that ever shone on a man."
--Thomas Jefferson

"The divinity of Jesus is made a convenient cover for absurdity. Nowhere in the Gospels do we find a precept for Creeds, Confessions, Oaths, Doctrines, and whole carloads of other foolish trumpery that we find in Christianity."
--John Adams