Wednesday, November 30, 2005

The History of Porn

Tracing Porn's History

By Vic D

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Today, religion seems to be at odds with pornography and sexual pleasure in general, but this was not so in ancient cultures.


Many people think of pornography as an abnormality in human culture, an ugly side effect of corrupt contemporary values and a prime example of alarming moral decay in society. Right wing constituents, particularly in American media, actively promote this conception - because it makes the elimination of pornography seem more desirable.

This concept of pornography is perfectly wrong and exactly the opposite of the truth. Pornography always has been a normal, socially important component of every healthy human culture throughout history.

Greece - the model archetype for all Western civilization - brings us the word "pornography" (pornographia), which translates as a written depiction (a "graph") of prostitution (pornai).

Modern implications of words like "prostitution" are completely misleading, because the social role of prostitution in the ancient world is significantly different from its role in today's society. To understand the ethical import of pornography, we also must understand the social status of prostitution throughout history: The ancient prostitute was to ancient pornography what the modern "porn star" is to modern pornography.

The prostitutes of ancient cultures like Greece were usually entertainers and artists whose talents included sexual expertise and liberty. In most cases, prostitutes were the only women allowed social equality with men in terms of education and independence. Ancient prostitutes also were mostly responsible citizens who often donated their hard-earned wealth to civic improvement and charity. The Romans honored sex workers in their annual festival of Floralia. The Egyptians constructed a pyramid to honor the harlot Rhodophis.

Today, religion seems to be at odds with pornography and sexual pleasure in general, but this was not so in ancient cultures.

Goddess Ishtar (diety of the oldest of all known Western civilizations, Sumeria) was considered a prostitute. The Babylonians also revered Ishtar and imported her into their own pantheon, calling her Har (from which we get the word harlot) and Hora (the root of the word whore).

In Babylon and Sumeria, Ishtar's sacred temples functioned as pornographic production houses. It was a Babylonian social expectation that every woman in society must go to a temple of Ishtar and perform the rite of prostitution with a stranger at least once in her life. Far from being shameful, the Babylonians considered this taste of being a "porn star" to be a sacred means of attaining divine union between humans and their goddess.

Aphrodite, the Greek goddess of love, also was the patron goddess of prostitutes. Dozens of temples were raised in various cities to Aphrodite the Courtesan, Aphrodite of Brothels and Aphrodite of the Streetwalkers. The goddess of love also was the goddess of pornography because the Greeks considered all aspects of love - from the love of God to the love of sex - to be glorious and intertwined.

Ancient Civilization
Hinduism is an ancient, sophisticated culture that survives and thrives intact to this day. The culture of India and its offshoots - the various forms of Buddhism - have shaped the culture of China, Japan and the entire Orient.

Tantra is a type of Hinduism that treats sexuality as a path to spiritual enlightenment and utilizes pornographic aids.

Hindu deities exist in male-female pairs. Shiva-Parvati are among the most highly respected Hindu god-goddess pairs. Paintings of Shiva and Parvati in explicit sexual poses adorn temples and houses throughout the Hindu world. Hindus primarily worship Shiva-Parvati as "Shiva-Lingam" - a phallic symbol penetrating a symbol of the goddess' vagina. It is worshipped, erotically enough, by pouring milk over the phallus.

Far from fearing, denigrating or despising "hardcore" sexuality, Hinduism embraces it. Many Hindu temples throughout India are literally covered with pornography. Sculptures of sex acts that would intrigue and arouse even today's most experienced porn lover abundantly adorn the walls of these holy, spiritual places.

Hinduism also produced humanity's first (and probably best) guidebook to sexuality: the Kama Sutra. Hindu scripture depicts entire planets in heaven that are essentially cosmic strip clubs and brothels populated by indescribably beautiful prostitutes called "Apsaras" and led by the famous demi-goddess Urvashi.

Krishna is generally counted as the penultimate Hindu deity (the "Supreme God"). Scripture's copious depiction of Krishna's love life (sometimes quite erotic and intimate) would inspire any modern porn star or producer and quite probably revolutionize their spiritual lives as well.

Scripture documents Krishna's patronage of prostitutes ("porn stars"), who were valued as respectable and important members of ancient Hindu society.

Contemporary Life
But a shift eventually occurred in the Middle East, and attitudes toward pornography and sexual pleasure began to radically diverge from those of our ancestors.

About 2,000 years ago, a man named Paul (aka Saul) began the process of creating a religion that blended the prevalent apocalypse cults of the day with the more established but also apocalyptic religion of Judaism. His religion became known as Christianity.

The fundamental thing that sets Judeo-Christian-Islamic religions apart is their belief in the final end of the world: the apocalypse.

Most non-Christian religions believe that all destruction, from personal death to the destruction of the entire universe, is followed by a new creation in an unending cycle. Judeo-Christian religions, however, ardently and passionately believe that the world is coming to a final absolute end, and it is coming very soon.

Belief in an apocalypse directly and profoundly affected the Middle East's attitude toward pornography and sexuality. Since at any moment, the world was on the verge of being vaporized, Middle Easterners thought it morally wrong to pursue pleasure and decided that those who delight in the pleasures of this world will be vaporized along with it.

Thus, all "pleasures of the flesh" (including a regular bath) were originally forbidden to all Christians. The best pleasure - sex - was the worst sin. Even marriage was a Christian sin for the first 200 years of the religion, but it was reluctantly deemed acceptable only on the pretext that it would regulate the deeper evil: sex.

Christianity has softened and mutated over the centuries, but its foundation remains solid, which is why Christians still tend to despise pornography and sexual liberty - and why the Christian-influenced world we live in widely considers pornography immoral and irreligious.

However, it is important to remember that in the ancient world there was a radically different moral and spiritual opinion of sexual pleasure and its depiction in the form of pornography, and that our modern values regarding sexuality and pornography were created by the vestiges of religions that arose from the grafting of Judaic traditions with Middle Eastern apocalypse cults.

Conservatives wish to bring us back to a time when humanity was morally strong. But in truth, that time predates the rise of Christianity. We should not return to the Dark Era of apocalypse cult mentalities, which brought nothing but hatred and regression. True conservatism should strive to reflect upon and incorporate models of pre-Christian spirituality and morality, which caused humanity to flourish and thrive.

Monday, November 28, 2005

Just Slappin' It....

WACKAPEEPEE, MASS. - Okay... so a fellow member of the bar emails asking a question about something I wrote in a law review article... we banter back and forth a bit. Text messages get a little racy. We shoot the shit a little, and decide to get together. The following email exchange ensues... Read it..., then look below for the "report."

From: Brooke REDACTED
Sent: 3:44 PM
To: Enrico Giamondi
Subject: Tonight

Do you want to come over my house for dinner tonight?

-Brooke


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From: Enrico Giamondi
Sent: 3:49 PM
To: Brooke REDACTED
Subject: RE: Tonight

absolutely.

-EG


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Brooke REDACTED wrote:

SO much for working late tonight.
-Jennie

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-----Original Message-----
From: Enrico Giamondi
Sent: 3:51 PM
To: Brooke REDACTED
Subject: RE: RE: Tonight

I'll bring work, if that would make you feel better. We need to do *something* during the refractory periods.


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Brooke REDACTED wrote:

I will call you around five to iron out the details. I am warning you. I just moved last weekend. There are still some boxes in the place.

-Brooke
-----Original Message-----
From: Enrico Giamondi
Sent: 3:54 PM
To: Brooke REDACTED
Subject: RE: RE: Tonight

Is the bed set up?
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Brooke REDACTED wrote:

Yes. And I have 1000 thread count sheets that I will be removing before you arrive.

-Brooke

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-----Original Message-----
From: Enrico Giamondi
Sent: 4:03 PM
To: Brooke REDACTED
Subject: RE: RE: Tonight

to put on 2000 thread count?

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Subject: RE: RE: Tonight
Date: 16:02:22 -0500
From: Brooke REDACTED
To: Enrico Giamondi

I'm putting a tarp down. I’m a squirter.

-Brooke


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Sounds pretty promising, huh? Ok... I get to her house, no fucking dinner. God damn it. Ok, yes, I came there for one reason... and one reason only... but I did expect to be fed, dammit. Also, she had emailed me a picture which must have been taken five years ago .... of someone else.

As soon as I realize that I am NOT there for what I bargained for (she represented herself as a pretty hot ass broad... she was tepid, at best)... what do I do? I run out to my car, grab my bong, and proceed to do bong hits in her kitchen. She's kind of freaked out...

We start talking about lots of shit... at one point, I go off on what a dipshit fucktard state I think Florida is. She gets offended, "hey, I was born here, raised here, and my whole family was too..."

Oh, so I should change my opinion of this fuckbag state because I'm doing bong hits in a Floridian's kitchen?

Lets see... I make fun of her house, her cat, her clothes, pretty much everything. Why? Because she's not ugly enough for me to say "I'm leaving." But she's ugly enough that I wish she would throw me out. Ok, look, I *do* have a heart, and I wasn't about to tell this broad that I would rather drive an hour home without my food and without the pussy I came to collect... so I figured if I could be an asshole enough, she'd send me packing, and my conscience would be clear.

Another bong hit.

After another hour or so of me being an asshole, she says "you know, you're kind of an asshole."

YES!!!!!

I reply "I beg your pardon, I am a complete asshole... didnt you know that?"

She says something, but I'm not listening. She has big tits. I'm really high. All I see and hear is tits. Tits.. tits ... big tits... bong hit... tits... bla bla bla bla bla bla bla....

She's blathering on .... "and then this time.... and my dad said.... and my cat.... this other time.... oh, and I was like.... and so that is why I like to be slapped around, thrown on my knees, fucked up the ass, and I LOVE to swallow..."

WHAT? WAIT.... WHEN THE FUCK DID SHE START TALKING LIKE THAT?

Ok, she has my attention.

Essentially, well, as discussed above, she likes to be, shall we say dominated .

Ok... yes... this is true...

I slap her across the face... not very hard... just testing her. More to call "bullshit" and have her get all horrified. I figure she'll scream at me.

She starts moaning. No fucking shit. I smack her again. Moans louder.

Now mind you, I have EARNED the right to kick the living shit out of many ex girlfriends, but I am just not into it. Only rednecks, cops, arabs, career military, roid heads, and other assorted short-dicked motherfuckers hit women. And believe me, I'll put my years of trying to be non-violent behind me if I see a guy manhandling a woman. Its beneath me, its beneath all guys, it disgusts me.

But, on the other hand, if she LIKES it.... I guess all bets are off. I mean... it ain't "abuse" if it turns her on, is it? Fuck it, im evil. I dont give a shit.

Anyhow, I was so high that I thought it was a goddamn laugh riot. Every time I smacked her, she took off another item of clothing, until she was naked, on her couch, tearing at my pants. Imagine me slapping her, her moaning, tearing her clothes off... I don't get it.

This was fucked.

Another bong hit.

So I start playing with her pussy... and shove my dick in her mouth. She did a lot of talking about what a great cock-sucker she was... fucking liar. She was mediocre at best. But, she did have a brazilian wax job, and she wasn't lying... she fucking sprayed all over the goddamn place when she got off. SQUIRTER STATUS CONFIRMED.

I didnt even blow my load. Thats how bad the head was. But, I did have another bong hit.

Then I noticed that when she was having this orgasm of all orgasms, she had clawed her nails into my left buttock so deeply that my ass looked like one of those rocks on Indiana Jones & The Temple of Doom. I look at my ass... what a fucking mess...

I start yelling at her...

"YOU FUCKING MORON, DO YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY BROAD I'M DOING THIS WITH?"

"Jesus, I'm sorry."

"YOU'D BETTER BE SORRY, GO GET SOME FUCKING ICE."

She comes back with ice, and a bowl of strawberries. Yes... for real. I have anothe bong hit, and fall asleep eating strawberries and having my ass iced. I wake up in the morning, and she's asleep on her couch. I slink out the door, drive to work, and get there really early... my secretary knows something is wrong, but knows not to ask.

Man, if it seems too good to be true, it probably is.

Monday, November 21, 2005

Roosevelt on The Executive

"The President is merely the most important among a large number of public servants. He should be supported or opposed exactly to the degree which is warranted by his good conduct or bad conduct, his efficiency or inefficiency in rendering loyal, able, and disinterested service to the Nation as a whole. Therefore it is absolutely necessary that there should be full liberty to tell the truth about his acts, and this means that it is exactly necessary to blame him when he does wrong as to praise him when he does right. Any other attitude in an American citizen is both base and servile. To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public. Nothing but the truth should be spoken about him or any one else. But it is even more important to tell the truth, pleasant or unpleasant, about him than about any one else."

"Roosevelt in the Kansas City Star", 149
May 7, 1918